My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went “meow” and scrambled away because I’d been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said “Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad”
can you feel it? the ferality in the air? that’s michael sheen getting ready to be fully unleashed once sag-aftra gets a deal too and he’s allowed to talk about kissing david tennant on the mouth and how aziraphale and crowley are in love